i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
ed sheeran when did you get a tumblr
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
[panics but not in a disco sort of way]
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
why am i laughing so hard right now oh god